Bachelor

Becca’s Back And So Am I

Hey lovelies, how’s life? Sorry I’ve been MIA but there’s hasn’t been much Bachelor franchise stuff to talk about. Also I graduated college and got a big girl job. Go me!

When I saw Becca’s guys official photos released, I thought I’d share my thoughts. First impressions are everything, right? Pretty sure that’s why there’s a first impression rose…

But let’s get real for a minute, these guys will look way better on TV than they do in photos because that’s just how the male species works.p

CONNOR

This guy 100% posts shirtless pics on Instagram and will be selling detox tea on Instagram in about 5 weeks.

CHASE

Probably drinks red wine but swirls it around first. Go-to date spot is probably a coffee shop. Thinks he’s profound, but isn’t.

ALEX

Wants his life to be a country song. Basically a more normal looking (hopefully nicer) Luke Pell.

BLAKE

I’m probably going to be in love with him by the end of this. Sorry, Brett.

RYAN

This guy looks Wells Adams level pure. He’s the boyfriend you break up with but your mom always asks how he’s doing.

COLTON

No doubt this guy’s an idiot.

GRANT

He will probably be the villain.

JOE

What a little peach. He probably opens car doors, stands closest to the street and calls your mom ma’am. 10/10 should marry. Ok Blake might be getting benched.

JOE

Robby Hayes got some plastic surgery and came back under the alias “Joe,” will definitely be telling you how much he loves his FabFitFun box and HelloFresh meals in 7 weeks. Probably has agent’s email for “business inquiries” in his Instagram bio.

KAMIL

Listed his occupation as “social media participant” … same.

LEO AND MIKE

Will likely be sporting henleys with the sleeves pushed up to reveal their leather bracelets. Hopefully will wear their hair in a man bun because that’s always a good move.

AND EVERYONE ELSE NOT MENTIONED WILL EITHER GO HOME THE FIRST NIGHT OR BE GREAT FILLERS FOR THE GROUP DATES!!!

I should’ve disclosed this at the beginning but I’m HORRIBLE at first impressions so these could be all wrong, but Bachelorette casts are quite easy to read.

I’m excited to watch this season with you all! Let me know your first impressions of the guys before tomorrow night. As always, follow along with me on twitter @wellesleylauren and Brett and I will be posting Instagram stories (maybe even with a few guests) @wellesleylauren.

xx,

Wellesley Lauren

P.S. tyvm ABC for the pics, you’re the realest! Bring back Designated Survivor, Scandal and The Family pls!!!

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