How about some bonus content?! The Women Tell All was last night, and it was messy to say the least. We didn’t do Instagram stories because The Women Tell All isn’t Brett’s favorite and I like to fast forward through the boring parts.
I’m going to give you the highlights so you don’t have to watch two hours of a show for only 30 minutes of good, quality content.
The Women Talking All At Once
These girls have no chill whatsoever. They all want to speak their piece, but won’t wait their turn. There were a lot of moments of just pure, undecipherable babble. Chris Harrison was totally over it. I think he wants to retire.
So Many Randoms
With girls sending themselves home this season, there aren’t many standouts in this group. So many girls were talking and I think a lot of them got sent home within the first two episodes. I kept thinking “who is she?!” the whole time.
Elyse also wasn’t there, which is only kind of surprising. I think she wants nothing to do with this show.
Demi v. Courtney
Demi came to play last night and Chris teased that she will be in paradise. Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be.
Of course Demi and Tracy were going at it a bit. I forgot how much I can’t stand Tracy. The main feud was Courtney and Demi. Courtney threw a pacifier at Demi, and Demi yelled “SECURITY!!” I love her.
When Colton came out, Demi asked Courtney if she finally wanted to say anything to him, and Courtney didn’t say anything! IT WAS THE SICKEST BURN AND COURTNEY WAS IN NO WAY PREPARED FOR THAT.
Onyeka v. Nicole
These two feuding is still boring because they were such minimal characters in the season. Neither really had a connection with Colton so they didn’t move the needle for me. Basically, Nicole claims she was bullied and Onyeka talked over her the whole time.
Caelynn was getting a lot of hate from the other girls. Remember, three girls warned Colton as they left about girls “not being there for the right reasons,” and last night Katie said she was referring to Caelynn and Cassie.
Caelynn was really getting ganged up on and that’s my girl so I was not enjoying all the haters coming at her. She handled herself well, and she sounds like she is still in love with Colton. When Colton came out and she asked what happened he did not give an answer. Caelynn was like what the heck, dude, but didn’t press him any further.
On a happier note, she and Hannah B. have squashed their beef so it’s fine.
That’s really all you missed, but ABC made it take two hours of course.